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The White House That Tracked Down Grannies After Capitol Riot Wants You To Believe Cocaine Caper Has Them Stumped

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The White House is apparently giving up on finding who is responsible for leaving an illicit drug in the executive mansion last weekend. At least, that’s what Politico reported based on the testimony of an unnamed law enforcement official.

“White House cocaine culprit unlikely to be found: Law enforcement official,” the headline reads.

A snarky subhead noted, “Lines may have been snorted and crossed,” but “it’s possible we won’t know by whom.”

Officials evacuated the White House on Sunday evening after a white powdery substance was reportedly discovered in a “work area” in the West Wing (the location later changed to “near the Situation Room”). Dispatches from the emergency crews at the scene quickly confirmed that the “unknown item” was a bag of cocaine.

“We have a yellow bar stating cocaine hydrochloride,” a D.C. firefighter said in a radio communication at 8:49 p.m. on Sunday.

An “unknown item” found in the West Wing that forced a brief evacuation of the White House Sunday night and drew a hazmat team to the WH initially tested positive for cocaine, according to officials and a dispatch call made that evening, New York Post reported. pic.twitter.com/8Hyg5zOfbA

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The White House is supposedly equipped with state-of-the-art security that would make finding the druggie who lost his illegal loot incredibly easy.

White House staff and visitors are required to go through multiple security checkpoints before entering areas like the West Wing. Some of these screening areas are even equipped with dogs that are trained

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