Christmas is not about the gifts or about how much money you spend on someone, but some people are just worth spoiling, or giving a gift that says, “I love you this many dollars’ worth.”
You can find luxury gift guides from celebrities or any big-name department store, but they are full of ugly watches your dad would never wear and weird breakable things that look like they belong on Epstein’s island. So here are some luxurious, insanely ridiculous gift ideas that your loved ones would actually want.
American Alligator Head, $280
The head of an American Alligator pulled from the swamps of Louisiana exemplifies nature’s beauty and strength. More than just a great conversation piece, it is sure to become a family heirloom. It even comes with a Louisiana Department of Wildlife & Fisheries unique tag number used to track each alligator.
Mother of Pearl Champagne Saber, $299.95
Don’t let your loved ones pop champagne like a peasant any longer. And no, a wood or acrylic saber will not do. A handmade, Laguiole, France-style mother-of-pearl saber is the only way to properly commence any happy hour. Laser engraving also available.
Wagyu Beef Whole Boneless Ribeye Imported from Japan, $1,199
You could buy your loved one a steak, or you could buy your loved one a steak from Wagyu cattle raised by a small group of farmers on Mount Poroshiri in the Hidaka Mountains of Hokkaidō, Japan. That’s what luxury tastes like.
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