This article reports on explicit public behavior.
Ah, June. That beautiful month of the year now stained by parades of naked people right down myriad American Main Streets.
It’s the month my inbox fills with desperate parents and other ordinary decent people — including queer people — who this month cannot go swimming, to an ice cream shop, to their favorite public park, to the fairgrounds, to the library, or wherever else with or without their kids. That’s because every public place in June now features, erm, nasty people’s private jiggly bits, either directly or indirectly.
In the tiny town of Ashtabula, Ohio, this year the “pride” extravaganza will feature “family-friendly” drag queens who have a public history of exposing their genitals and pole-dancing. Their names are child-friendly things like Kat Piss, Mona Lotz, and Robyn Hearts.
This “pride” event in a tiny Midwestern town will be on its public beach in full view of multiple middle-class family homes. These families cannot go in their own backyards during this event unless they want their children to see sex performers. Further, anyone who shows up at the popular Lake Erie beach without being forewarned could have their entire family outing exposed to sex acts.
But don’t worry! It’s family-friendly! I’m sure performers who post things like this on Facebook have nothing but the purest intentions toward the children they will be playing with on this beach. Their sense of what is child-appropriate surely is completely trustworthy. In fact,
