Funny memes were born this week when Mexican government officials — to the extent that Mexico has those — claimed to discover the fully intact remains of miniature humanoids of unearthly origin. It was ridiculous in that the figures were a mix between “Ripley’s Believe It Or Not” exhibits and Democrat Rep. Rosa DeLauro.
But if Mexicans were mesmerized or even a little afraid of those trinkets, they really need to get a look at the social justice warriors and woke activists just one drug traffic stop north. That’s where things get truly cosmic.
At the end of August, activist and self-proclaimed fatty Zyahna Bryant announced on social media that personal hygiene company Dove had made her a brand “ambassador” to promote its “size freedom” campaign.
“My belief is that we should be centering the voices and experiences of the most marginalized people and communities at all times,” she said in a post on Instagram for the partnership. “So, when I think about what fat liberation looks like to me, it looks like centering the voices and the experiences of those who live in and who maneuver through spaces and institutions in a fat body.”
She added that people “have different bodies and that they are interacting with spaces and people and institutions and communities in a different way.”
This is how I imagine an actual extraterrestrial who has studied the United States for a week would attempt to communicate.
Broke: overweight people.
Woke: “Those who live in and who maneuver through
