Disney, our favorite left-wing corporate punching bag, is having a(nother) bad month. The company just reported fiscal fourth-quarter losses of a cool $710 million.
Don’t worry, I’m sure its new woke live-action version of “Snow White” will fix things. Let’s see what the new Snow White, the outspoken Hispanic feminista Rachel Zegler has to say about the new movie that will save Disney from disaster.
“It’s no longer 1937,” Zegler said. “She’s not going to be saved by the prince and she’s not going to be dreaming about true love. She’s dreaming about becoming the leader she knows she can be.”
Sounds like President Snow White’s been on Tinder too long!
Well, at least there will be those cute little dwarves, right? Everyone loves shawties in funny outfits! Sleepy, Dopey, Doc — kids love those guys! Unfortunately, Disney may be falling short here. The New York Post reports, “Disney’s live action ‘Snow White’ under fire for replacing seven dwarfs with ‘magical creatures’ of all sizes, genders.”
Just what every little girl loves: a bunch of weird grown-ups dressed like homeless Antifa junkies, sharing a home with a 14-year-old princess. “Snow White and the Non-binary Polycule House.” You know, for kids! Excuse me while I short Disney stock.
At this point, we must anticipate that the upcoming live-action version of “Rapunzel” will be an R-rated gritty reboot starring rapper Ice Spice and her orange afro. After all, who says Rapunzel needs to have long, blonde Becky hair? Time to get with the
