Who would you rather have a beer with: Donald Trump or Kamala Harris? Trick question. Trump doesn’t drink and Harris’ handlers aren’t going to let her off the leash for a drink with you, loser.
But if you did somehow end up at a table with Harris and a bottle of wine, don’t play “Never Have I Ever.” She would kill at that game. Here are seven things Kamala Harris has never done:
1. Had a Meaningful Unscripted Interview as the Democrat Presidential Candidate
Kamala Harris likes her interviews the way Democrats used to like their abortions: “safe” and rare. She is playing hard-to-get with the American people. Voters are almost desperate to hear from her. But don’t be thirsty for her just because she has finally agreed to an interview.
Like President Joe Biden, or February’s groundhog, when someone rarely comes out of captivity, our expectations are lowered. For Biden, we’ve been impressed when he makes it up the stairs of Air Force One without incident. For Punxsutawney Phil, we’re just glad when no one drops him. And with Harris, perhaps it will take nothing more than the absence of a word salad or minimal cackling for the fawning media to be impressed with her performance.
But showing up in a controlled setting cannot be the measure. She will be sitting in a joint interview with a friendly reporter, CNN’s Dana Bash, and Harris will be assisted by Vice Presidential Candidate Tim Walz.
Harris took interviews before she became
